Georgia Republican State Convention Survival List

14
May

Georgia Republican State Convention Survival List

1. iPhone, charger, extension cord, outlet strip.

2. Kindle, iPad, or other tablet computer with charger.

3. Paperback book in case of electric failure.

4. Bottled water

5. Lunch, dinner, MREs.

6. Bring your own internet connection. I know it’s Athens, I know it’s supposed to be civilized, but at the DeKalb County Convention in Dunwoody, we had no wi-fi. Don’t come begging me for a password to my wireless router.

7. Best suggestion: a seat cushion.

Suggestions that have come in via the tipline include:

mini bottles or a flask
juice
breath mints
valium
taser
tinfoil
crackers
Coca-Cola
map of your escape route
aspirin
bourbon

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